Photographic proof of what we all suspected.
The drug cartel pushing opioids on Riverdale’s formerly clean-cut high school kids was smashed when surveillance cameras caught Forsythe P. (“Jughead”) Jones and a group of his customers, who are visibly going through withdrawal symptoms.
Police have warrants out for two other alleged members of the cartel, Reginald (“The Weasel”) Mantle and suspected ringleader, Waldo (“Killer Bee”) Weatherbee, who is also sought for questioning in connection with a male prostitution ring.
Alas, Lum’s Restaurants, purveyors of those beer-steamed dogs is no more. A shame,too. At their peak they had 450 stores across America and threw off enough cash that the corporate owners were able to purchase Caesar’s Palace in Vegas.
That’s where the problems began. Once they acquired the resort, they sold off the Lum’s chain to the guy that was running KFC. He got the company moving in the wrong direction and then sold it to Weinerwald, which completely ran Lum’s into the ground many years ao.
Beyond the hot dogs, many of us fondly remember their hamburger, the Ollieburger. Invented by Oliver G. Gleichenhaus, a restaurateur himself, who sold his recipe to Lum’s. The burger proved popular enough that Lum’s also spun off a smaller chain of Ollie’s Trolleys that also served the burger.
If reading this has you jonesing for an Ollieburger, there is a company in Port Richey, Florida that claims to sell the original seasoning for it and other Lum’s delicacies. We have not sampled their products so we are not endorsing them, but simply making you aware. You can find them at: hosting.conquest.digital/ollieburgerspices/
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